
A Day in the Life of the Little Furry Muse
Greetings, humans. No, it’s fine. No need to bow. If I was physically before…

Happy Valentine’s from a Valentine’s Cynic
I’ve never quite got Valentine’s Day. It wasn’t a huge thing when I was growing up in NZ…

An A-Z of the Writer’s Life
An terribly serious and obviously exhaustive list of All The Things in a writer’s life …

The Writer’s 12 Days of Christmas
In which I mangle a beloved Christmas song for the sake of my own amusement.

The Real Night Before Christmas (a re-telling)
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and in Santa’s workshop,
No one was slacking, they worked on non-stop.
The elves were all hungry, their feet were all sore,
And no one had slept for six days or more …