humour

I’d like to thank the little furry muse, chocolate, tea – wait. Sorry, no. Not that sort…

Once upon a while ago, I used to cook full-time. In fact, I had a few jobs where…

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and in Santa’s workshop,
No one was slacking, they worked on non-stop.
The elves were all hungry, their feet were all sore,
And no one had slept for six days or more …